Day 235: Beano

     Just like that whole ex-lax fiasco, if there was a day to try it, this was the day for it. I had to use every ounce of strength and will power I had to keep from crop-dusting everybody in sight today. I felt like a balloon that had been over inflated with mustard gas. That probably wasn't the best way to put it, but it was probably the most accurate. As soon as I got off work, I ran to the flatulent end of a convince store and picked up a bottle of Beano (the stuff that makes you stop farting so much). I two pills and was thrilled when I felt the pressure (and ultimately the odor) fade away. It worked great and I am now a believer. It's just too bad I didn't try it earlier in the day. Poop.