I was at a gas station when I stumbled upon a ripoff I couldn't refuse. Energy mints. A two pack of energizing mints for a reasonable price? Count me in! I bought them and shared one to my friend Alex. Seconds after popping them into our mouths, we glanced at each other in disgust. The mints tasted like ass and I was no longer happy about my decision to buy them. Alex spat his out moments later, but I hung in there and suckled out every last energy educed drop. I ended up having a terrible aftertaste tease my tongue for the rest of the night and experienced no obvious boost in energy. What a ripoff!
