Monday, April 25, 2011

Day 115: Beard Boosting Pills

Pro skateboarder, Patrick Melcher,
 my facial hair inspiration 
    Can ya believe it? They make pills that supposedly boost your beard growing power to the next level of beardom. Its a product thats called Biotin and not only does it increase growth on your chin hair, apparently it helps your hair and fingernails grow nice and strong also. I got a bottle, not for some fingernail assistance (I got it covered), but for the beard potential. If this power-packed-peach-fuzz-pill really works, I should have a set of luscious mutton chops in no time. I took a dose of Biotin about five minutes ago and I just know that these puppies are gonna put my chin on the map! I can feel it.

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